Richard Collis is a chaperone at the Aquatics Centre, where his chief task is to make sure the medal-winning competitors make it smoothly and punctually from the pool through their press responsibilities and doping control to the podium itself and the medal ceremony. 'It's pretty awesome; even though I don't get to sit pool-side and watch the race I do get the hang out with the medalists for a short time', Rich tells me. 'I can't really think of a job I'd rather have... maybe dressing up as one of the mascots... or giving Jess Ennis a rub-down...'
Rich, we need you on rub-downs this evening
He may not get poolside until the races are over, but once released to collect the swimmers, he's close enough to hear Michael Phelps swearing himself silly after getting beaten into second place in the 200m Butterfly. Who's he met? 'Phelps, Addlington, Tancock, Lochte, Mark Foster, and others. He's 'building up to try and chat-up Sharon Davies'. Perhaps the lure of the uniform will tip the balance for him.
Rich achieved one slightly lesser ambition ;last night - a medal photo. After the women's 200m individual medley, he found himself in the company of Australian triple medalist Alicia Coutts. A few moments of witty banter and a flash of that uniform - the result?
'She invited the photo - I asked politely to hold the medal... then completely took the piss by biting it...'
I'm in danger of repeating myself, but we've struck gold with these Games Makers. I've not met one who's above being thanked for that, either.
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